found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I party with great urgency now.
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