Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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