Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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