I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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