the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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