Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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