spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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