Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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