he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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