Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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