I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
