i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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