i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I'm both gender and math confused
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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