Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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