I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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