dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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