sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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Oh Jesus.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I need moral support for this bender
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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