Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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