i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You made out with two different species that night
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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