i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I pour the whiskey from now on
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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