Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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