I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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