i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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