Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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