im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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