She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Randomize
