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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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