What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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