is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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