what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its not stalking. its research.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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