So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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