I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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