I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
