dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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