I wish i was in the wii world.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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