No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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