well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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