Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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