Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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