But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Dick very happy bro
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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