I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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