your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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