So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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