There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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