Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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