They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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