let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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