Cold hands, warm shart.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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