it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Dignity is for republicans.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
