turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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