She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm sobbing to NWA
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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