I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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