I think i peed on brittanys purse
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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